Jadul Story #5 The Lowest Pocket Money in Class

Alright before i told you about my elementary school and now i will tell you about my story in elementary school (??) , but before i tell about when i still in first class and at the second class i move to other school, from the government school to normal school yaa the company or foundation who manage this school.in this school i don't have many story because in this school im very bad in any case, but i have some story to tell for you, from the second class my pocket money (?) *Money got from your parents to buy food in your school* increase from Rp500 became Rp1000 im so glad that day but after i know all my friends got money from them parent is more than Rp2000 *HOLY SHITT* and i envi to all my friends so during im in second grade and third grade i just can by two Bala Bala (?) *Fried food like Fried Tofu and Fried Tempe*
 and one Ice Tea every day ! because Rp1000 only can by that things every 1 month i  got sore throat may be because so many oil in my throat from fried food and mostly drink ice tea every day.

Someday i envi about to my friend because he by Granita *The Brand of Ice Coffe*  that so delicious and until now i write this story i still love that drink, that day the price of that is Rp1000 YAAKK!!

 

 if buy this coffee my money quickly exhausted and i will became hungry in one day , and then i use my brain for buy this coffee and im not starving, oh noo noo wait that day im only not envi about Granita but one of my friend every week 1 - 2 times per week she always but Indomie (you know the most delicious noodle in the world) that day the price of indomie in my school is Rp 2500 that so expensive for me but not for my friends hahaha,, every i see my friend by and eat indomie i always melted with the smeell and the texture aaahh.. oke back to topic this story make me want to eat and make indomie , and then i use my brain for how i can to buy Granita and Indomie in one day, so if i wont to buy these things lets count
1 Day = Rp 1000
2 Days = Rp 2000
3 Days = Rp 3000
I Need Rp 1000 for Granita + Rp 2500 for Indomie = Rp 3500

and i should to fasting 4 day to get Granita and indomie , this way impossible for me !.
so in sunday night i told to my parent that i want to bring food and drink from my home with the reason in to eat some food more healthy wkwkwkk and my parent approve this Yeaayy!!
This is not as easy as what i or you think at first day i bring food from my home im cannot hold my self for buy something in canteen and the second day im cannot hold my self for buy toys in outside school around my school and the third day i can hold my self for not buy aanthing ang tomorow is the day i can buy indomie and granita but because i cannot hold my self for buy something and i just have Rp2500 in thursday i should to cancel my plan and i want to buy granita and indomie tomorow in friday , and at friday i bring Rp 3500 from my home Rp 2500 from my bankself and Rp 1000 i got from my parent i'm not bring food from my home because i think i will buy Indomie and granita , the shit moment is im forget about i should to pay Cash week Rp 500 to my class treasurer , ohh god and i just have Rp 3000 and i should to cancel my intention , and the first break time i just stay in class im starving. and the second break time i said to myself "I SHOULD TO BUY INDOMIE AND GRANITA TODAY !!" and i find my friend to borrow money only Rp500 , this is first time i borrow money to my friend, and until i ask nine people at the Tenth i got money thank you Hendri *my friend's name* im so glad today and im full with indomie and granita !

yeah that the story see you !

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Jadul Story #4 Bad School and Bad Moment

I think i can stop to tell my story when im in kindergarten beacuse im forgot about the other incident(?) in that day after learn pray Haji, so i want to tell you about my story when im elementary school, ok i will start when im study at 1st level of elementary school, im study eth the most bad school in ther world you know what ? my chair what i sit really really not strong maybe if you or me stand on the chair that chair will be break up and i should to pay , and the roof when i you studying in clas and then you found sand fall from top that;s not rally sand but that the TERMITE EGGS , yaa because every bad wooden must there are TERMITE and so many TERMITE EGGS in my first elementary school, im so geeky (?) that time so many student bullying me hahaha,, if my mother leave me in school i must crying because im afraid to my teacher and my friend, im forgot my friend i not remember 1 or 2 or more my friend in this school (SDN Negeri....) just one people who i remember because my home and his home near and i go home alway together and his mother working ass servant in my neighboor home.

i remember about price for buy ice Drink i always buy (not every day) buy fruit juice  (Fake Juice) i said fake juice becase that made not from real fruit but from powdered drinks like nutri sari or ekstra joss , that really really not healthy drink but he sell the product with lowest price from other product school, only Rp200 or in Dollar 0,2 Cent wkwkwkwk you can get 1 drink in full glass and delicious , and the other seller sell coca cola or other soda drink that so expensive im cannot buy because every day my father give my money alway Rp500 per day just to buy one food and one drink but sometimes i bring my self drink from my home  yaa more healthy and save money.

when i study in first level of elementary school i start my entrepreneur soul (zzz) i mean im start to selling something because i want to buy something and my parent not give me money to buy that (im forgot about the thing), this is the story i do circumcision (im forgot about the english) this is every boy should to cut little part of his genitals wkwkwk, and my parent make event to celebrate this (Maybe if you not familiar about this you will confused because if you thinking you 'YOUR STUFF' was cut by knife and you feel hurt and you parent or your family celebrate about this ! until hire dangdut singer and band and make a big event and the freak thing is when other people give you money because you have dared to cut 'YOUR STUFF'  , but my family just make ordinary event but still many people who gave me money, the worst moment is whe your family make this event so many people come to this event and so mane people say "Riaan please open your pant i want to see your stuff is cured or not?' not only one more then than , oh my god im soo cheap thaat time, i think this is the beginning of a sexual crime for kids , this is message for parents or old people please don't touch or want to see the 'KIDS STUFF' after do circumcision (SUNAT). back to the topic (Entepreneur) after event many beverage still rmaining in mmy home , the mineral drink i sell at the tomorow after event every drink i sell Rp1000 3 drinks ,, its so cheap and then many people buy my vendible include beggar and my neighboor, and than i got money after im selling drink 3 Days , and i can buy toys what i want ahahaha... 

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Jadul Story #3 Angry and angry

After i got judge from my parent that im thief i one year later still in Kindergarten im became drummer player (means like Drum Band) if you not understand you can see the army if want to receive quest from other country or give greet welcome fot president the armies playing drum or if you still understand you can watch this :D.

  

Spongebob Episode : Squirward Band

That day im became drummer like fish at the third line but before im became drummer i should to playing staff/Stick like the First Line in Spongebob Video and im confused to using that thing because the stick taller than me -__- , and then i ask my teacher how to playing this thing and you know what my teacher said 'Oh yaa im Confused too' WTF wkwkwk , and then i change the equipment become Drum, and you that day im still 4 Years old and every kids like to hit something and i hold drum so every day and every place i hold drum im always hit drum and make crowded every place, finally my parent,my teacher, my friend, my grand mother angry and said same word 'QUIET !!'   hahaha,,, hei guyss you cannot angry to kids and children never remember what you said when you angry and like me the couple days later im forget about the angry i do that again. ahahahha

And then every kindergarten should to do 'Manasik Haji' this like want to learn how to pray in Mecca, because im moeslim i should to do Haji one day, the problem are if i don't know when i will go to mecca to do pray Haji , but im learn about Pray Haji when i still in kindergarten that so crazy idea, and now when im 19 years old im forget how to pray haji wkwkwk,, and then that day im learn pray haji and we (me and my friends) walking around Ka'bah (Replica Ka'bah) in the third round im bored and im exit from the colony (?) from my group and go to street food to buy something and im eat so long uuntil the event of Learn Pray Haji end, and my parents looking for me until 1 hour make all people confused and worry becasu that day kidnapping is trend in Palembang, and then after my mom founded me like ussual she angry to me and all people angry to me, Hey ! i just BOred and Hungry hahahha

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Jadul Story #2 From Mushy became Thief

 Hello Guys Welcome back (oh god im forget Wellcome using double L or single L AAH because im single i choose single L *Awkward*) before i introduce my self at the before article in here Jadul Story #1 Different Era - Different Name  and now i want to tell you about my story form Kindergarten <- that English language for class before elementary i really lazy for open the dictionary or open translate.google.com wkwkwkwk,,

I was Born in Bekasi , I Live in Bekasi , from Elementary school until Senior High School i studied in bekasi, BUT when i study at kindergarten im In Palembang, you know palembang ? The city of Pempek the most delicious food in the world 'I think' :D or you can know palembang is about the icon that is Ampera Bridge i don't know how this bridge is so famous than other Bridge in Indonesia even Indonesia have The Longest Bridge in Indonesia at Papua (Holtekamp bridge) or the othe long bridge in Madura (Suramadu Bridge) or in Kalimantan in my other hometown (Barito Bridge). But if you go to Ampera Bridge at the night you will know why this bridge is so famous. This!

ok Back to Topic. I Born in bekasi at 1997 1 year before Indonesia get Economy Crisis, and then i live in bekasi beside Train Railway Bulan Bulan (or now the name is Bekasi Station) like if oyu go to Senen Station you will see house beside Railway *Really Really Beside* , past in bekasi you can build home everywhere except at the middle away :D and there are many house for rent not house more like Big Room, so you can rent this house i stay over the 2 or 3 years (i Think im Forgot) until i want to school at kindergarten , the government of Bekasi became angry when know at the beside railway there are house and Ilegal, so Government of Bekasi Destroy all house there include my home so i don't have home , my family decide to move to our hometown and i school at Muhammadyah Kindergarten Palembang and in kindergarten im is the Most Maudlin student in the class because my mom and my teacher said every 20 minutes i must crying or if i cannot see my mother from inside i must cry, i don't know how can i crying every 20 minutes. but i'm is the best student that time because the first time im schooleing at Muhammadyah Kindergarten i can read clearly and memorize all hijayyah words (Arabic Alphabet).

the past i did something made my mother very angry,  im using money for monthly fee School im forgot the nominal but i remember what thing i bought , the think is ice cream but ice cream illegal (WHAT!?) i mend like icecream on the street (If you indonesia you must kknow es serut) i remember the colour of ice is Red and thats so cool and fresh. The cronology like this my mom give me the money and then i go to school and i not pay directly i will pay after class and then after class im forget if i want to pay something and then i found the ice cream (the situation is very hot when afternoon) when i check my pocket i found money i buy the icecream directly , until arrived in my grandmother's home my mother ask me 'have you pay the paymen fee?' 'im forget and said forgot and using the money for buy something' after that my mother angrey to me T_T

Done. see you next Jadul Story

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Jadul Story #1 Different Era - Different Name

Ok, Hello Guys I was Born Nineteen years ago at 28th February , i was born with name is Riantama Sulthana Fauzan ya thats my full name, in this Jadul Story i will tell you about my story from at Elementary School until now (i'm study in College) so you should to know my nick name always change in every place, in Elementary School my friends call me 'Ucem' I Don't know what's the meaning of ucem and every i heard people call my name like this i feel badmood, because in my mind 'ucem' is 'Poor People' like people cannot do anything Hahaha.. at the Junior High School friends call me 'Tama' yaaa that's part of my first name and im enjoy it, maybe my friends call me Tama because in our class we have friend with name Ryan the different thing is im using 'I' and he using 'Y'.

In Senior High School i got my real name again yaa after nine years never get people call my real name , yaa my real name is Rian!! if you afraid to forget about my name you can remember about Film 'Saving Private Ryan' or you can remember Vocalist of D'Masiv Band or you can remember the indonesian pshyco 'Rian Jombang' No no no no Forget it Nauzubillah minzalik!! but every people at the first know me or first know my name always said 'oh Rian Jombang' I just follow laughing with other people 'Fake Laugh' wkwkwk...
and i think for the next in Senior High School will became the most story from other school, ya you know the best period in this life is when Senior High School and Honeymoon #Ups ..

Now in College i got new nick name , maybe if I study in other college not in LSPR i will never get this nick name. This nick name almost same like in Senior High School but this nick name just different language, in College people (My Friends & My Lectures) call me Rayen i don't know to spell in English , yaa if you call me with english spell you will call me Rayen.. the beginning my friends call me Rayen at the first three days in first and second days still normal all people call me 'Rian' after my lecture from America confused to call my name and after thinking a few minute he call me Rayen and then all people in that class call me Rayen and became the coolest name in that class and im enjoyed !

Thank you for coming see you Next Part

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